The first thing to know about getting your pants in a hurry is that it’s not very good.
We’re talking about the time you’re on a plane, the time your mom has to call you and tell you you’re not eating dinner and that your pants are falling out of your jeans, or the time it’s raining and your clothes are soaking wet.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why women need to know when to wear their pants.
The next time you get on a flight, check your seatbelt to make sure it’s properly secured and remember to wear a wet suit if you plan on flying again.
And remember, it’s NOT your fault if you’re late to work, you’re just going to need a wet coat and some cotton to put on your pants.